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Online Shopping FAQTS By : Chief Brand LLC Online Shopping is the way to shop on internet via shopping websites. This is the way in which you can purchase products from merchants/vendors who offer their products online for sale. The method of selling products is electronic and all information is provided through websites. Payments are made via credit card. Other ways are also available like debit card, bank deposit, payment on delivery, PayPal, Neteller etc. Rules Of Improv Theater By : David Alger A guide to improv theater. Tips, tactics and rules to help perform, practice and learn improvisational theater from Pan Theater. The guide provides ten rules to help in improv comedy theater and improv acting. THE SHORT AND SORRY SAGE OF STOLEN VALUABE DOMAIN NAME LOOK.COM By : Cliff Livingstone How Look.com was stolen barefaced, and how the courts gave it to the crooks. Another Year, Another Hair! By : Cambry Center lap 10 Whose body is this? Certainly this couldn't be me in the mirror? When I went to bed last night I was 32. When I awoke I was 55. What the hell happened? It is more than just "ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER HAIR"! It looks more like a lot of years and lots of hairs!!! Funny Classified Scam Enquiries By : Martin Davis Below is a list of some of the funniest scam classified advert enquires we have found on the net. If you ever use online classifieds be aware of these examples and take note! Hi Ho, Hi Ho By : josefgraf Hebert Flabeau goes to work - an off the wall excursion. 10 Household Items That Can Kill Your Yorkie By : Luat Tran Van Dogs are very curious animals and as omnivores and natural scavengers, can get into and eat just about anything. However, there are many toxic substances found in your home that could potentially kill your dog. The following is a list of ten common household substances that you should make sure to keep out of your dog’s reach. Women Are From Where? By : TimKnox A remote control in the hands of a woman is a dangerous thing, especially when it's her man she's trying to change. Who Cracked My Crystal Ball? By : TimKnox Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich When Great Minds Meet By : TimKnox When the richest man in America meets the world's greatest Elvis impersonator, you know only good things could come of it. Could 'Don't Be Cruel' really become Microsoft's new theme song? What's my mama gonna say? By : TimKnox I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I, Tim Knox, am a sexist pig. Sorry, mama. I had no idea. Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits By : TimKnox My daughter cornered me the other night, wanting to know about the birds and bees. Actually, she wanted to know what "sectional misconduct" was. The Unsinkable Tim Knox By : TimKnox I call them 'Ti-taniacs.' They look perfectly normal at first, but eventually they will ask, 'Have you seen 'Titanic' yet? That's when their dimentia rolls to the surface and the all-out assault begins The Tax Man Cometh By : TimKnox Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year. The Tanya Factor By : TimKnox Is it me or are the '98 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall? What's missing this year? Could be The Tanya Factor The Smarter White Meat By : TimKnox A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig? The Sky Is Falling By : TimKnox When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one? The Religion Of Football By : TimKnox Here in Alabama, there are three kinds of people: Crimson Tide fans, War Eagle fans, and atheists. The Real McCaugheys By : TimKnox What's it take to raise seven babies? Love, patience, understanding, and Prozac, lots and lots of Prozac. The New Fab Four By : TimKnox They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated? Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely. The Intelligent Diaper By : TimKnox I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it. And then Microsoft will rip it off. The Four Letters Between PG and R By : TimKnox When you're a kid, there are certain words you dare not say. Swear words, my mother called them, cuss words. Today, my kids call them "daddy words." You can probably figure out why. The Dust Settles On Miss America By : TimKnox The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough? Staying Alive By : TimKnox If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny By : TimKnox Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. Some People Will Eat Anything By : TimKnox Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken Some Guys Have All The Luck By : TimKnox Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!" Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em By : TimKnox What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. Pick On Somebody Your Own Size By : TimKnox Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. No Sale Like A Yardsale By : TimKnox Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down If You Clone A Schizophrenic By : TimKnox Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get? I Was Rooting For By : TimKnox Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl? Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you I Love You, You Love Me By : TimKnox Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me. I Hope You Kept The Receipt By : TimKnox Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year? Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? By : TimKnox A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure. Growing Old In A Red Miata By : TimKnox I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!" Gimme A Head With Hair By : TimKnox A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car! Getting "Yankee Naked" By : TimKnox Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do! El Nino Made Me Do It! By : TimKnox The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine Beanie Babies Anonymous By : TimKnox The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. Armadillo On The Half Shell By : TimKnox The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today! All The President's Women By : TimKnox How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President. A Christmas Of Good Intentions By : TimKnox Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance.

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